I have no idea what Hyrule Warriors is because I spent the whole trailer starting at these two with my mouth agape. Damn you E3, now I have to get a WiiU.
I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old
*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again
Walmart. What a time to be alive.
Very Sonic, wow, so cool, such speed, blaze it, chillin’ all max, much kickin’.
FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK
YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD
MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE
Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.